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Tip of the Day: Never go to Norway...

Okay... Instead of talking about what had happened so far for hours, I'll give a short resume, and then something more interesting.
We took a ship, drove in two hours, slept in a creepy cabin from year 1700, drove in 7 hours, FINALLY arrived to the house, and... the next day we were skiing. I actually like to ski, did it alot when I was younger. So far I've fallen only... two or three times, but it was not while skiing. First it was while taking of the skis, then it was on the lift, and... No, it was only two times, the third times I was very CLOSE to falling, but didn't.
Oh, and I've taken great photos, the mountains is BEAUTIFUL up here!

So, the ups and downs of Norway:


This sucks:
COLD!
Expensive everything
Sleeping in same room as my littlebrother
Sleeping in a room RIGHT at the livingroom... And it's not very soundless..
No waterboiler
No toaster

This rocks:
SKI!
Beautiful everywhere
...
Wow.

Oh, and the houses here is placedat the most weird spots.
Yea, why not build a house on that 1mile mountain? How to get up there? Who cares!
Fuck Norway

Haha, judge me now suckah.

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Tip of the Day: Shit on your christmas tree. Do I have to give a reason why?

Christmas, huh? I actually promised myself not to join that wild christmas-ride. I would just not care at all, means: not type anything about christmas anywhere, not wishing anyone a merry christmas. It also means that I didn't want to write about how much I hate christmas and how much I despise it.
But I have to...
Cause christmas is pure fake of hapiness, covered up in tiny, annoying elves, fake snow and sparkly shits og strings. Why did Jack like it that much?
I hate christmas, fucking christian shitty holiday. "Month of Joy", suck my grandgrandma, fucker, christmas is all about presents, and you know it! "I love you! But only if you buy me that television..."
Fake snow, bloody elves, too much crap everywhere... Where can I get away from it? Tv? no. Internet no. The city? No way.
There's no place where Christmas hasn't found its way.
Only in my mind. And my room. Good lord...

I've got no money, spent on presents.
All I got left is a bill, 1000 dkr, fucker.
Cause all my money is gone, spent on F A K E!

you can try to tear me down beat me to the ground i will see you screaming!
God, I love KoRn!

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Tip of the Day: Never google up Peter Steele. Never...

Pretty long time since last post, I know. Forgot my password. Mwahaha.
But I'm back, and I'll do anything to get a little attention around here!
So, today's subject: Shittalking about Slipknot.

So let's see what we got here...
"Slipknot isn't real metal!"
Yes, it is. Slipknot is metal. And you know that.

"Slipknot's got a DJ, not real metal!"
That's called to be creative, to not being cliché and to be one of a kind. A DJ does not make it less metal, it makes it way more cooler because they got the balls to have one. And a DJ is a perfect thing in the metal world.
I hear no complains about keyboards...

"TRASHCANS!"
Again, it's so cool how they can get an instrument out of... trash. What does that tell you? That even trash can be beautiful inside.

"They think they're sooo brutal because they say fuck"
No, they don't. They say fuck because fuck is an awesome word, a daily used word and an important word in the world of today.
It also gets the message more power, and their lyrics are not all fuck, and you would know that if you've listened to other songs than People=Shit.

"They think they're even more brutal with MASKS!"
Hahaha.
The masks is because they were tired of that times music scene, how everything were about image and money. They're about music and life, not image, so they made masks that hid them, but at the same times showed who they were.

"They got no solos! NOT METAL!"
On the newest All Hope Is Gone they actually have, but to the late ones:
Metal isn't equal solos. KoRn never had a solo.
They prefer to be different, and not a cliché.

If you got more "This-is-why-Slipknot-sucks" crap then send it to me at cattof9@live.dk and I will get you down on your knees because I'm way better than you.

Thank you for you time.
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Tip of the Day: If bleeding continues 24 hours after cutting wrists, you should probably drop by at the doctor...

So I stayed up all night with my dude Pongo, and had a dream about Judas Priest when I finally got to sleep.
Kalen messaged me this morning, which is nice. Although he claims albinos can't fly or tell the future. Tsk. We all know they can.
I had to write this novel for school, and it had to be less than 10 pages. I'm not page 5 now, and no, I'm not even 1/4 ways. That sucks...

I think I might have to say my opinion here to get heard.
My problem is that at this time I'm not mad at anything. Or... Well, I might write something tonight.

Jeffree Star rox

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Slipknot!

Tip of the Day: If your brother is standing and waiting for the doors to open at a gig, do not call him, or your ears will explode.

So, Slipknot is playing in Denmark tonight. They're actually going on stage in 1-2 hours.
And now you think "Did she take her laptop to the show?!" the answer is no, my friend. I'm at home... Does that suck or what?! I wanna see Slipknot, not be here!
But oh well, my musicplayer will be stuck on the Knots for the rest of the evening/night, and let's hope my older brother have an awesome time.
He did promise me photos, videos, recordings etc. etc.

Why am I posting here? Well, I hope that someday someone will be here and see what a genious I am.
Maybe I should start babbling about how much I hate some religion?
Or my next victim of my knives? That would be fun...

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Tip of the Day: If you have to go crapping on a public toilet, and you don't want everyone to hear that you're shitting, you should put some paper down there before doing it.
Maybe I should start giving these lame, meaningless and useless tips of the day everyday...

Anyway, I don't have much to say today.
And since no one read anything of this anyway, I guess you don't care.
I can give you my little philosophy of life, but that's all.

Your life can end on just second
Sometimes in sadness, but also at your happiest moment.
Sometimes you get it told by a stranger. Imagine fighting for your life, and the dearest around you, and suddenly someone walks in and end the fight you just won.
Life is meaningless.
Still we all have a point.
Life is filled with answers.
But it will forever stay as a question.
Life is...
Not a thing to enjoy. It will get you in the end. No matter what. Think about that.

Life is the only disease we all got born with.
For some, the disease will kill them immediately.
For others it will give you suffering... Through your whole life.
It's tricky, huh?

Well... Life is a mean and evil thing, shows no mercy. Still we're willing to fight for it, as well as others'.
Why fight for a disease?
Noone wants AIDS to stay.

Commit suicide or live with that disease.
Suiciders is just a sign of weakness. They suffered from ”life”. Couldn't take it. Leaves all around them question there will never be possible to be answered.
Sooner or later, everyone will realize
That there's only one answer: The suicider could choose between being his own murder, or his own medicine.
So when everything comes to that point of view, the suiciders isn't that weak anymore, right?
They wouldn't let their little disease eat them up, so they did it before ”life” got to it.
They actually cheated death.
So in the end, I think they became both murder... And medicine

But if you choose to stay instead of run away..
You will realize...
That suicide is a question, not an answer.
And that life is the answer on that question.

Stop ruin your life, cause it only makes the disease worse.
Try to fight it instead...

Murder or medicine...
Love or Pain
In the end
It's all the same...

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Porcelain and the Tramps is the name of this new music I found. I put the music in here because everyone should have the pleasure of listen to it...
Okay, I didn't find it, Rin told me about it and infected my brain with it.

My YouTube buddy Miranda sent me some photos of Tripp she have taken of him in August, and that made me happy, nice to know how he is.
Hope I'll get the chance to mail with him again.

What is going on, well I'm going to interview Synical, more specific Eric and Brian. I just need some more questions. An interview I hope to do is the one with Skinny Disco from Deathstars, just waiting for him to say yes, but a part of me tells me he will.

I hope for all my fellow maggots here in little Denmark that they will have an awesome time the 13th November, and that they will bang and scream their head off and heart out for me, cause I am NOT gonna be there. Sucks ass, but I do have backstage passes for Metallica, so I guess it's okay.

I'll go get some cappccino and bore myself with some sexy music...

## Cliaz Catt