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Tip of the Day: Never go to Norway...

Okay... Instead of talking about what had happened so far for hours, I'll give a short resume, and then something more interesting.
We took a ship, drove in two hours, slept in a creepy cabin from year 1700, drove in 7 hours, FINALLY arrived to the house, and... the next day we were skiing. I actually like to ski, did it alot when I was younger. So far I've fallen only... two or three times, but it was not while skiing. First it was while taking of the skis, then it was on the lift, and... No, it was only two times, the third times I was very CLOSE to falling, but didn't.
Oh, and I've taken great photos, the mountains is BEAUTIFUL up here!

So, the ups and downs of Norway:


This sucks:
COLD!
Expensive everything
Sleeping in same room as my littlebrother
Sleeping in a room RIGHT at the livingroom... And it's not very soundless..
No waterboiler
No toaster

This rocks:
SKI!
Beautiful everywhere
...
Wow.

Oh, and the houses here is placedat the most weird spots.
Yea, why not build a house on that 1mile mountain? How to get up there? Who cares!
Fuck Norway

Haha, judge me now suckah.

## Cliaz Catt

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Tip of the Day: Shit on your christmas tree. Do I have to give a reason why?

Christmas, huh? I actually promised myself not to join that wild christmas-ride. I would just not care at all, means: not type anything about christmas anywhere, not wishing anyone a merry christmas. It also means that I didn't want to write about how much I hate christmas and how much I despise it.
But I have to...
Cause christmas is pure fake of hapiness, covered up in tiny, annoying elves, fake snow and sparkly shits og strings. Why did Jack like it that much?
I hate christmas, fucking christian shitty holiday. "Month of Joy", suck my grandgrandma, fucker, christmas is all about presents, and you know it! "I love you! But only if you buy me that television..."
Fake snow, bloody elves, too much crap everywhere... Where can I get away from it? Tv? no. Internet no. The city? No way.
There's no place where Christmas hasn't found its way.
Only in my mind. And my room. Good lord...

I've got no money, spent on presents.
All I got left is a bill, 1000 dkr, fucker.
Cause all my money is gone, spent on F A K E!

you can try to tear me down beat me to the ground i will see you screaming!
God, I love KoRn!

## Cliaz Catt

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Tip of the Day: Never google up Peter Steele. Never...

Pretty long time since last post, I know. Forgot my password. Mwahaha.
But I'm back, and I'll do anything to get a little attention around here!
So, today's subject: Shittalking about Slipknot.

So let's see what we got here...
"Slipknot isn't real metal!"
Yes, it is. Slipknot is metal. And you know that.

"Slipknot's got a DJ, not real metal!"
That's called to be creative, to not being cliché and to be one of a kind. A DJ does not make it less metal, it makes it way more cooler because they got the balls to have one. And a DJ is a perfect thing in the metal world.
I hear no complains about keyboards...

"TRASHCANS!"
Again, it's so cool how they can get an instrument out of... trash. What does that tell you? That even trash can be beautiful inside.

"They think they're sooo brutal because they say fuck"
No, they don't. They say fuck because fuck is an awesome word, a daily used word and an important word in the world of today.
It also gets the message more power, and their lyrics are not all fuck, and you would know that if you've listened to other songs than People=Shit.

"They think they're even more brutal with MASKS!"
Hahaha.
The masks is because they were tired of that times music scene, how everything were about image and money. They're about music and life, not image, so they made masks that hid them, but at the same times showed who they were.

"They got no solos! NOT METAL!"
On the newest All Hope Is Gone they actually have, but to the late ones:
Metal isn't equal solos. KoRn never had a solo.
They prefer to be different, and not a cliché.

If you got more "This-is-why-Slipknot-sucks" crap then send it to me at cattof9@live.dk and I will get you down on your knees because I'm way better than you.

Thank you for you time.
## Cliaz Catt